The expression on your face as you pretend to be engaged with someone but in fact are listening to a more important conversation.
by Vatu November 28, 2018
by Bacon's babes March 09, 2012
by Fl4k February 25, 2021
A person who when faced with a stressful situation or under direct questioning fails to either take appropriate action or to make an appropriate response.
Erica: I asked him for a date.
Rose: What happened?
Erica: He went red, didn't say anything and ran off
Rose: He's such a blank spark.
Rose: What happened?
Erica: He went red, didn't say anything and ran off
Rose: He's such a blank spark.
by rockitman December 15, 2010
Billy: "Have you heard of that band Blank Tape?"
Joe: "Yeah, they are a bunch of lameburgling fanny bandits!"
Joe: "Yeah, they are a bunch of lameburgling fanny bandits!"
by Fanny Bandit September 11, 2007
someone who can't ejaculate because of lack of semen but still achieves the same sexual sensation.
it derives from the sexual term "shooting blanks".
it derives from the sexual term "shooting blanks".
by x May 24, 2004
Aaliyah: "Wait...we shout use some protection."
R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."
(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."
Aaliyah: "All right."
R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"
Aaliyah: "OK."
(3 months later)
R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."
R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."
(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."
Aaliyah: "All right."
R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"
Aaliyah: "OK."
(3 months later)
R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."
by Nick D July 19, 2004