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blame mechanic

Someone who can expertly deflect blame for anything
to anyone smoothly and efficiently
she caught him ,but he's a blame mechanic, he convinced her they're just friends
by mbs133 October 10, 2020
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Blame Vulture

A person who craves a tragedy in order to point a finger at a (usually) blameless party.
The news commentator swooped down on this morning's story of a tragic drowning like a blame vulture, criticizing the city's reduced lifeguarding hours.
by kerrita banana July 8, 2012
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Victim Blaming

Nooo I'm not blaming the victims. I'm just not blaming the perpetrators. Which is what you want me to do and BECAUSE I'M NOT... You're using that as justification for your antipathy towards me.
Hym "Noooo... You want a thing that is a 'parent problem' to be an everybody problem but if I were to apply that to literally anything else (say, me not getting my dick sucked) you would reject it. It's funny too because I couldn't be any more ambivalent about it and I've done more to stop it than any of you EVER COULD. (👈 That one there is for The Homelander) So, no. No victim blaming here.
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
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Blame John.

Blame Shedletsky aka Telamon for EVERYTHING!1!1!1!!!!
by Ilbeity October 13, 2023
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Blame-o-maniac

Someone who manically blames everything on others instead of taking responsibility for their wrongdoings.
Stop being such a gaslighting blame-o-maniac, Jessica!
by TiredKitten May 6, 2023
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Team Blame Qasim

Team Blame Qasim is a cult formed in The Blue Coat School where the members blame the creators of the cults' classmate Qasim for everything that does not benefit them.
"My dad died today.... so glad to be a part of Team Blame Qasim so I can blame it on Qasim"
by iohatesyou September 15, 2021
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Boomer Blaming

Why engage in a enlightened debate when you can shift the blame on to an entire generation.
Yanny - Stupid boomers, why didn't they use solar panels or windmills.
Lauren - Because they were super expensive and less effective at the time?
Yanny - That's no excuse, they should have looked at the icecaps! Besides, they had that oil-shortage in the seventies. Surely they should have seen the signs in the sky!
Lauren - Well - the icecaps weren't degrading as badly as today... I believe the oil-crisis was caused by international politics, and presumably some scientists predicted in the seventies that we were on the verge of a new ice-age.
Yanny - Greenpeace knew about global warming, but people didn't care.
Lauren - Sometimes Greenpeace went a little overboard, the petrolium industry was acting reactionarily not to mention lead-added gasoline, and people also worried more about the cold war for a long time...
Yanny - After the cold war ended, they should have done more!
Lauren - I think so too, but at that time, the effects of climate change were still lessened by the ocean dampening the effects.
Yanny - But in the 2000's, they must have known!

Lauren - Yeah, I think that was when the movement started to gather steam, and they also worried about 9/11.
Yanny - Aren't you just a boomer apologist?
Lauren - Aren't you boomer blaming?
Yanny - No, they are the reason the climate has gone crazy!
Lauren - Partially, but the effects take so long that...
Yanny - Ok, If I just say I am a boomer blamer will you shut up!
Lauren - Okay.
by Meh99 June 28, 2021
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