Chronic bishop rage

Fast, intense masturbation usually occuring when nearing climax, also when extremly turned on by someone/something and urgency is required! masturbation

When i was round johnny's house i saw his hot mom getting changed through a gap in the door, nobody was about so i had to do some chronic bishop rage to avoid being caught!

by Richard.c May 15, 2003

Bishop

The best man in the world and you should love it

Is that a rare Bishop I'm in love

by bhdtrgfds February 5, 2021

bopping the bishop

masturbating

Don't let me catch you bopping the bishop ever again, boy!

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

choking the bishop

to masterbate, to jack off, to wank, to use your hand to feel sexual pleasure by yourself, nuff said

i was choking the bishop all day yesterday

by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz August 26, 2006

that's what the bishop said to the choir boy

a phrase added after an innocent comment to make it sexual, referencing the fact that almost everyone in the catholic church is a pedophile.
used in the same context as the widespread that's what she said innuendo.

- I really pumped that one out!
- THAT'S WHAT THE BISHOP SAID TO THE CHOIR BOY!

by rossdwp March 30, 2009

bishopton

Oral stimulation of the clitoris. Similar to the fukerton in several ways, only 2 inches forward.

Poppa rarely engages in sexual relations, but when he does, he always starts with the bishopton.

by Uli Hauff February 7, 2009

Bishop

a loving , careing , sweet person with a great sence of humer.The lady's man

that bishop was soo sweet

by dhggkegdl October 25, 2009