PewDiePie's Birthday

On October 24th, 1989 a Swedish man was born. And that is Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg.

"What day is it today?"
"It's PewDiePie's birthday!"

by IsaiasDoesDefinitions October 24, 2019

Fatou's birthday

Today is your birthdayyyyyy. sOoOoOo. HaPpY hApPy BiRthHdAy ToDaY iS yOuR sPeCiAl DaY oPeN uP yOuR pReSeNtS aNd BlOw ThE fLaMe AwAy Happy birthday best friend! Im having so much fun hanging out with you and making lip glosses! Being with you makes me feel warm and happy instead of sad or depressed. You reallya er the best friend ive been looking for. Ive always wanted a friend like those TV shows and you made my dream come true! Hope this day is amazing! From your lip gloss buddy, classmate, crazy best friend,

MiA

whats today? Its Fatou's birthday one of the best times of the year !

by That_One_Girl_Mia_ January 29, 2020

Daughter’s birthday

A time to NEVER piss someone off

Rockstar: I can’t believe on my daughter’s birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this
Brett: sorry I don’t know what to tell ya
Rockstar: DISGUSTING

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx September 5, 2020

super soft birthday party

An extremely festive, childlike, and colorful birthday party thrown for an adult, with such things as balloons, cupcakes, ponies, etc.

Friend 1: Can we skip my super soft birthday party this year?
Friend 2: That's a hard no!

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

by Jbanana March 7, 2017

post birthday depression

The period during the aftermath of your anniversary upon which you realise that you are once again ordinary. Just another day of time, just so happening to mark your date of birth on an annual scale on the Gregorian Calendar. Ill feelings of trepidation and longing for the past are symptoms. Everyone gets post birthday depression once a year, unless you are born on February 29 and get it once every four years.

Abigail had post birthday depression after her birthday, so I proceed in making her cum.

by Birthday boy February 20, 2009

Birthday BJ

it pretty much explains itself, a blowjob (BJ) that you get as a birthday gift...try your luck out, guys!

Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering i

Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering if i can get a birthday bj?

Laura: Ew! No! sicko...

by Endless_Echo January 22, 2009