Bidek

Bidek is the type of guy to ask a question whenever he is asked a question

Sometimes he answers like a regular person though. Very very very rarely. The answers are still weird

Person1: The assignment deadline is today

Bidek: So the assignment deadline is not today?

Priest: Will you take her as your wife?
Bidek: Do i have to marry her?

Person1: So you coming to the shop?
Bidek: YYYYEA..

by _-thanos-_ November 2, 2023

Beer bidet

The act of tossing a mug of beer at a friend's posterior region while he is urinating in public, mooning, or just happens to have the area overly exposed.

The other night my drunk buddy was taking a leak off the balcony and had his pants around his ankles, so we gave him a beer bidet.

by Alviethestud January 26, 2010

Chocolate bidet

When you slip out some poop juice and the toilet shoots it right back at your booty hole.

Oh man last night, after those burritos, I had the worst diarrhea and got a chocolate bidet.

by 6hrs on the toilet October 9, 2016

Double Bidet

A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.

A double bidet is a great way to start the day.

by Writtenfailure June 23, 2018

Boston Bidet

A sexual act;

Where during missionary before a woman begins to squirt the partner turns around and spreads their cheeks to ecstatically accept an explosion of female flood water into the rectum.

Hey babe, that beer really filled me up, wanna try the Boston bidet tonight?

by ARealAuthor August 7, 2018

canadian bidet

When you take a dump in the snow, and have to wipe using snow instead of toilet paper.

Jeff had to take an urban dump yesterday. He had to do a Canadian Bidet

by CaptainCadomin December 19, 2018

Full Biden

Full Biden is the point when you are halfway between awake and asleep. Conversing at this particular time is most difficult as you dangle between the two worlds of dreaming and reality, trying to coherently articulate a proper sentence.

Babe, you were so tired last night you were talking about monkeys running around in the kitchen. Im pretty sure you went full biden on me.

by DDKNOFX January 30, 2022