Playing the hairy bongos

Rhythmically tapping the male testicles on an alternate basis. Usually whilst humming the Um Bongo theme .

"So I decided to to try something different tonight. I was playing the hairy bongos with Charlie Sheen and he loved it."

by Hann Kasra May 4, 2016

bongorno

transitive verb: to inject oneself into an etherworld between ex, friend, and suitor.

must also add how confusion and unsettled emotions arise from such interaction, to b bongornoed is a warning to those about to get unnecessarily bamboozled and then made to think it was of their own doing

usage: "Matt is calling Sally all the time. He is totally going to bongorno her."

by la playa October 10, 2007

Bingo bango bongo

The best National Hockey League goaltender of all time, and the franchise player of the Vancouver Canucks. aka Bobby Lou, aka Luongod, aka Roberto Luongo.

"BINGO BANGO BONGO, his name is Roberto LUONGO" - Tom Larscheid, Team 1040.

by Jason "CanuckGod" C. December 15, 2008

Bongol

An instrument designed by the Bongoloids used in meme warfare

When the Bongoloids crested the hill, they unleashed the almighty, intimidating sound of the Bongol

by xH3NT41xF4PP3Rx5UPPR3M3 October 9, 2018

um-bongoed

Very drunk. Etymology: the recently-revived 1980s fruit drink Um Bongo.

("Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!" TV advert probably pulled owing to minimal likelihood of the Congolese actually shipping in long-life tropical fruit drinks from the UK.)

"Elspeth, what made you put this half-bagel in the DVD tray?" "Oh sorry mate, I was completely um-bongoed..."

by Weather Eye December 11, 2007

Coco Bongoed

To be declined entry into an establishment, usually a nightclub, mainly due to looking and acting like a bum i.e. being um-bongoed

Aww man, I got Coco Bongoed last night. I was wearing flip flops and stank of piss

by Grant McUnit December 6, 2010

fudgey bongos

a more polite way of saying the commonly used phrase "fucking hell". this is a rarely used term as only those who are clever and sexy enough use it, such as laura bristow, jonny lee and toolbox tom

" oh fudgey bongos"
"fudgey bongos that bastard has stolen my penny farthing"

by Laura/Jonny/Toolbox Tom March 28, 2007