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Mail-in-bots

A droid that was created by liberal democrats with the single purpose to take down Donald Trump and establish Marxist theory on all of American society.
(After further investigation, this invention has been proven to be a false claim made by Trump in order to destroy the election process. Anyone who believes this needs help. Like...now.)
"Its rigged! The radical Left is using their 'millins' of mail-in-bots in order to ruin the country, which I've done a great job of controlling, probably the best job anyone's ever done."-Donald J Trump 2020 while high on cocaine.
by KosherBob January 6, 2021
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Newfie Hooker Boots

A funny name for rubber boots due to the association of Newfoundland with wet weather.
It was so wet out on the trail I had to wear my newfie hooker boots.
by Privd1 September 21, 2009
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Boots and Pants

From A Geico commercial:

Maxwell: "Pay my bill."

Geico App: "Your account is already paid in full."

Maxwell: "Well in that case, back to vacation mode."

(Techno Beat): Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants...etc.
Sitting In A Beach Chair On Vacation...:Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants...
by kanderson3245 April 2, 2014
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Fuck me boots

the original slang for prostiboots.

Uggs' arch-nemesis.

Form-fitting foot apparel worn for clubbing that traditionally extends above the knee to titillate both men and women alike.
Dick: "I love your fuck me boots."

(replied with shock and awe)

Mary: "Thanks."
by Jonni1 March 1, 2009
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Boots Loose

Any type of high.
Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired.
"Dude, are your boots loose?"

If the person is drunk/high, "Yeah man, my boots are way loose."

"Everything smells like hemp lotion when your boots are loose."

"I got the munchies cause my boots are loose."
by Nick and Amanda February 17, 2009
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Bootstink

The smell produced by all boots at any given time. Usually a combination of wearing PT shirts from Boot Camp and MCT, continuing the same bathing habits done in Boot Camp and MCT, and wearing the same PT shirts on consecutive days without washing them, despite wearing them to PT, working strenuously in the heat, or simply just sweating copiously. Boots are usually unaware, and sometimes even seem to embrace the bootstink.
Dude, that moto run this morning left me with a bad case of the bootstink. I need to fucking take a shower bro!
by Cpl Hugh G Rection August 20, 2010
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Bootstraptopia

A magical place built on the fantasies and grand delusions of Conservitards and Libertardians where equal economic opportunities abound for anyone capable of working hard enough to make their wildest dreams of unlimited wealth accumulation come true.

A place where finite resources and labor market thresholds are just liberal conspiracies that interfere with success.
Typical Liberal: "Damn, it's really hard trying to make ends meet now that I've been fired for being drunk on the job, maybe I should go on unemployment, food stamps, or government assistance forever."

Conservitard/Libertardian: "Well maybe you should get off your drunk ass and come on down to Bootstraptopia and get yourself a STEM field career you lazy entitled piece of shit!"
by Dildo Tractor October 10, 2013
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