Paying for the braces

Pretentious bars and/or pubs that sell ridiculously overpriced "craft" beers. Usually staffed by Hipsters sporting mock 1920's uniforms including braces.

Tried out that new bar in town last night. Won't go back, I was just paying for the braces.

by MonkeeMagic October 15, 2015

Mississippi Neck Brace

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.

I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Mississippi Neck Brace she gave me the other night.

by Slobknobbins July 20, 2017

jelly bracelets

The people I know just wear these bracelets as what they are...jewlery...with NO sexual meaning behind them at all! Infact, I don't think most of us at my school even knew that there was a sexual meaning to them until an article came out in the newspaper! The teachers started going psycho and banned them from the middle schools, and I guess they were banned at the high school too, but people still wear them. My friends and I just joke around about the sexual link to the bracelets, because we think it's funny as hell!

One of my friends had some grey jelly bracelets, and when her mom found out about the whole sex game behind them, she told her to take them off. My friend said no, and they fought over them and both her and her mom broke them off her wrist. Last I heard, grey meant fisting.

by I AM IRON (wo)MAN!!...Ozzy July 29, 2004

jelly bracelets

Blue= oral/ blowjob/ head
red = lapdance
yellow= hug/ or kiss mostly hug
black= sex(THIS IS THE 1 THAT EVERY1 AGREES UPON.)
white =flash boobies (sometimes = gay kiss, or french kiss)
pink = flashin
hot pink= makeout
clear pink = grl's choice
clear= the breaker's/ snapper's choice
purple= anal(doggy style, or holdin hands)
silver/gray= fistin
green= eat out
orange = kiss
glow in da dark= sex t.

black& red= 69
brown= toss my SALAD
glittery gold= make out



there are more than that

that's mostly wat the mean at ma school.
I wear them all the time i broke one of my friends he didn't een give me a hug!!
o well see they not taken seriously

cunniligus i think that mean eat out

by tttcrules May 15, 2004

Because I bought the bracelet

When you buy a generic bracelet made of some rubber-like material that comes in different colors. These usually have words on them like "US ARMY" or "HOPE".

I can laugh at autism, because I bought the bracelet.

by Amounonys June 28, 2010

jelly bracelets

i think it's realy stupid that there is a defintion for these braceletz i wear them cuz i like them i think they'er awesome and i collect bracelets any way so i don't let this get to me and you shouldn't either!

me and my freinds wear then all the time my best freind gave me some as a symbol of our strong friend-ship and i gave some to my cousin

by trenity January 1, 2004

fetish bracelets

This is the complete fetish bracelet guide. A fetish bracelet is basically a normal "sex bracelet" but interlinked. Unlike Normal "sex bracelets" you don't play "snaps" with them, they are just there to distinguish your fetishes and tell the world. However you can play snaps its just really hard to brake them when they are interlocked.

///Normal Sex Bracelet Color Guide///

* Black: sexual intercourse
* Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
* Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
* Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
* Orange: kiss
* Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)
* Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)
* Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style)
* Silver: fisting
* White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss)
* Pink: flashing
* Gold glitter: make out
* Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus
* Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildo, etc.

///Fetish Bracelet Guide///
This is with two same colors that are interlocked.
Black:S&M
Blue:Bondage
Lt. Blue:BDSM
Green:BallBusting
Lt. Green:Face Sitting
Red:Trample / Footfetish
Pink:Spanking
Lt. Pink:Sensation
White:Clothing/Material Fetish
Yellow:Golden Shower/Fluids
Brown:Beastiality
Purple:Asphyxiation
Orange:Anal
Gray:Fisting
Gold:Oral
Clear:Medical
Sparkles:Food
Glow blue:Humiliation
Glow green:Group
Glow yellow:Voyeurism
Glow purple:Rape Fetish

You can also mix the colors up and have them be fused (ex. Black/Blue = Bondage + S&M).

fetish bracelets are fun

by Ohmygoditsthetramplefreak September 16, 2008