bergerking

(burr-gerk^eng) a mime of orgasm carried out by guys whose blood alcohol content prevents erection - never mind a bonafide spooge event - usually in the loo of a 24 hour fast food emporium, near dirty moist tile so that the charade can be completed with a rubbing of imaginary ejaculate fluid with toe of shoe.

*bergerking ho* a woman who pretends not to notice the mime in hopes of the bergerker purchasing them a chicken fillet sandwich meal and before driving them to the home of the guy they would much rather be with...

16:20 zB: MY LOVE IS LIKE TICKING CLOCK
16:20 zB: BERGERKER
16:20 zB: WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING F***
16:20 zB: BERGERKER

by Roland D. Lebay August 8, 2005

bergen county

Here we marry deer and buy condiments at drive-thrus just because we can. When driving in bergen county you must be fully aware of your surroundings: watch out for the slut in truck and sane car-dancers. Bergen county is the single most amazing place in the world; after the City of course. Oh and don't ever use our drive-thrus, we'll just parallel park into the line and cut you off anyway.

Honey did that man just parallel park into the drive-thru line?
I believe he did....we must be in bergen county.

by Begern County Resident February 14, 2007

Bergy

Tuluvas 4 mod, bergy for tuluvas bogey for bergy lincoln for banned.

(im high yo)

by tuluvas September 3, 2003

Bergen County

Guido's and goomba's.

Bergen County is nothing but guido's and goomba's.

by PR guy December 16, 2008

bergersen

1.someone who love coffee or is obsesed with all types of caffine

2.someone who loves anal

3.an ict expert

girl: i really want a coffee
guy: ur like such a bergersen

by lil1410 December 31, 2007

geraldine villegas bas berger

The person who holds this name is the pinnacle of evil and deception. Anyone that possesses this name would sell their closest friends in a heart beat simply to benefit themselves. Anyone with this name is deceitful, unfaithful, unloyal, manipulative and extremely delusional, so much so that without any factual evidence they believe their lies to be truth.

BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE

Wow you just punched a baby in the face so you could have its ice cream, very geraldine villegas bas berger of you.

by xavier October 25, 2020

Bergen County Jail

A county jail located in Hackensack, Bergen County, New Jersey. This is where criminals go when they're caught doing illegal things in Bergen County, New Jersey.

*Officer 1: Would you like to come to Panera with me?
*Officer 2: Sorry, I can't. I have to transport this asshole to Bergen County Jail.

by NHRHS2010 January 22, 2011