bent nickel

The weakest link. The guy who screws everything up for everyone else because he sucks.

My orchestra teacher always said, "Don't be the bent nickel." I'm guessing he was talking about the violins.

by Blurriefaces March 7, 2016

bent frame

The shape of a vagina on a Monday after a long distance relationship date weekend in Nashville.

After Thanksgivng in Nashville with Dave, I had a full belly and a bent frame.

by DJ Cleveland February 1, 2016

bent spanner

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.

My friend has a bent spanner

by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017

Bent water

When you get to drunk with the boys sometimes you become bent water.

Sa stop drinking that cranberry Smirnoff you’re gonna turn into bent water.

by Connytron December 21, 2020

trailer bent

1. Literally, the act of being sodomized profusely whilst bent over a flatbed trailer. 2. A stronger variant of the traditional phrase "get bent," i.e. "get fucked." Often used in a competitive context when the performance of a player or team is particularly bad.

The San Jose Sharks got trailer bent by the LA Kings during last year's Stanley Cup finals.

by Deagostini February 19, 2015

A Bent Shot

A Glaswegian term alluding to a person’s sexual proclivities: namely a homosexual type person, male or female.

“Watch yersel’ in the showers when that P.E. teacher is around…ahm sure he’s a bent shot…”

by Terrysuki September 13, 2023

bent-Leeism

To neither believe nor disbelieve something, but nevertheless find it highly unlikely the laws of nature were contravened. Based on a line spoken by Christopher Lee in The Gorgon (1964). A variant of Leeism.

Man #1: Surely you believe us?

Man #2: I neither believe it nor disbelieve it, but it is highly unlikely the laws of nature have been contravened.

Man# 1: I've had enough of your bent-Leeism!

by landwehr34 March 9, 2022