The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.
Example 1.
Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?
Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.
Selena: Woah! What is that?
Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.
Selena: It all makes sense now.
Example two:
Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.
Mom: Why not honey?
Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.
Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!
Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?
Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.
Selena: Woah! What is that?
Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.
Selena: It all makes sense now.
Example two:
Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.
Mom: Why not honey?
Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.
Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!
by Carla.pickel May 02, 2018
an expression used by fall out boy fans, mostly when in distress. originating from a lyric in the song (coffee's for closers) from the album folie a deux. variations include "i wont ever believe in anything again" and "i will never believe in anything ever again", depending on the severity of the situation.
FOB fan: *is upset because they found out that the person they're crushing on is straight*
FOB fan: i will never believe in anything again
Friend: just finish writing your essay bro its due tommorow
FOB fan: i will never believe in anything again
Friend: just finish writing your essay bro its due tommorow
by rita.mmm.r September 21, 2021
Short for Big Time Rush believers, these are people who are based and know that Big Time Rush only put out bangers and anyone who disagrees isn't a believer.
These guys are BTR Believers, they're based.
by Haxor48 March 10, 2021
Son of Wukong. Chadkura linmura the leader and founder of wukong believer cult. Chad Lin is a being that can ejaqulate cum as much as the alantic ocean in 1 stroke. And hes the strongest being in all macrocausums and dimentions. Wukong oringaly has all seeing eye that sees everything but chad has cross eye powers that allows him to watch 2 hentais at the same time and with his high processing brain hes getting all the imformation to his brain and makes his super horny. Like wukong with peaches Chad lin can produce rock hard poop as his weapon of combat and similar to wukongs stick that grows chad can detach his dick and the horner he gets the longer his "stick" grows.
I AM A MIGHTY WUKONG BELIEVER IF I CANT BEAT U THE MIGHTY CHAD LIN WILL MAKE U DIE OF OVER EJACULATION!!!!
by great wukong believer follower March 28, 2023
The son of Wukong himself Chad Lin who lives in flordia currently is a GrandMaster Chess player and is the strongest being in the mutlimacrocausms and is the strongest sexiest man in all infinate realms. Not to Mention Chad lin Also known as Chadkura Linmura (his professional name) Is a complete beast in bed. Pulls all the women and Chad with his cross eyed ablity can watch hentai and jackoff and speeds that can break the space time continum and create several timelines He can Jack off so fast he cums up the atlantic ocean in each stroke and get/pulls any girls and can get the pregnate in 1 bust. But he is The Son of wukong. You as a wukong believer are one of his followers I who wrote this Am but a messager. AND HES A GODDD!!!!!!
I AM THE MIGTY WUKONG BELIEVER EVEN IF U BEAT ME CHADKURA LINMURA WILL EJACULATE U OUT OF EXSISTANCE!!!!
by great wukong believer follower March 28, 2023
Son of wukong Chadkura linmura the profressional chess player and dickbeater to be wukong believer you are one of his followers.
by great wukong believer follower March 29, 2023
He came from somewhere back in her long ago
The sentimental fool don't see
Trying hard to recreate what had yet to be created
Once in her life, she musters a smile for his nostalgic tale
Never coming near what he wanted to say
Only to realize it never really was
She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go
But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
Than nothing at all keeps sending him
The sentimental fool don't see
Trying hard to recreate what had yet to be created
Once in her life, she musters a smile for his nostalgic tale
Never coming near what he wanted to say
Only to realize it never really was
She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go
But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
Than nothing at all keeps sending him
Somewhere back in her long ago
Where he can still believe there's a place in her life
Someday, somewhere, she will return
She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go
But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be (if love can come and love can go, then why can't love return once more?)
Is always better than nothing
(Who got the power?)
Than nothing at all (oh, now)
What a fool believes he sees (I believe she's never gone away)
No wise man has the power
To reason away (to reason away)
What seems to be (oh, if love can come and love can go, oh, mama)
Is always better than nothing (better than nothing)
Than nothing at all (oh, I believe)
Where he can still believe there's a place in her life
Someday, somewhere, she will return
She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go
But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be (if love can come and love can go, then why can't love return once more?)
Is always better than nothing
(Who got the power?)
Than nothing at all (oh, now)
What a fool believes he sees (I believe she's never gone away)
No wise man has the power
To reason away (to reason away)
What seems to be (oh, if love can come and love can go, oh, mama)
Is always better than nothing (better than nothing)
Than nothing at all (oh, I believe)
by Death Menace August 13, 2023