turtle beetle

A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hrs without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.

as i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.

by Rajpal May 13, 2005

carpet beetle

what happens when ladies get crabs

this girl wanted to get off but i didnt have a condom on me and i didnt want to go raw dog bc i was sure she had some carpet beetles.

by the lousyacrobat March 23, 2010

The Beetle

You're doing doggy on a chick and when she backs up on you, you balance your forearm on her back for a little support. Then when you're thrusting you perform 'The Beetle', here you slither a nice lick of your middle 3 fingers (Index, Middle, Ring Finger). Now that you have some nice traction on your fingers you wind up with a fat smack across the ass, this guarantees a ripping connection every time!

"Dude it was crazy I full Beetled her"
"What the fuck man, you gave her the Beetle"

by BeamingRappa May 26, 2019

beeteedoubleyew

Over-exaggerated IM version of the classic text-friendly btw (by the way), normally used with sarcasm.

John: yeah, kinda told her you wouldn't mind doubledating with her friend tonight.
Duke: hot?
John: fat.
Duke: beeteedoubleyew, I h8 u.

by DukePerino November 25, 2007

Beetlejuice

v. To give an over-the-clothes handjob/fingerbang in a public place

If you're going to Beetlejuice your date at a Broadway show try to hide it with the popcorn box

by Aaron's Rod September 19, 2023

Baby Beetle Juice

The act of popping your little sisters cherry, then slurping the blood from her vagina after spit it back through her nose and suck it out through her mouth.

“Cindy didn’t wash the dishes so I had to Baby Beetle Juice her.”

by DaddyDjango September 18, 2019

beetle juice

beetle juice is the code word for blowjob

i hope i get some beetle juice at the party tonight

by curtdaddy August 5, 2010