When beer alters your visual judgement, removing imperfections, or enhancing attributes. Beer brushing can result in a person viewing images of unrealistic perfection.
"I hooked up with a smoking hot chick last night!"
"Nah, you didn't bro. There was definitely some beer brushing going on there." wheninromebro. com
"Nah, you didn't bro. There was definitely some beer brushing going on there." wheninromebro. com
by inhisownwrite July 9, 2010

The act of drinking beer in your garage because it is your last foothold of freedom in your house. Usually with your drinking buddies, cigarettes and good music.
by TDub December 22, 2014

Imaginary mode of transport,
associated with heavy drinking,when drinker has no recollection of how they arrived back at their preferred destination.
associated with heavy drinking,when drinker has no recollection of how they arrived back at their preferred destination.
"i was so utterly trousered last night,haven't got a clue how i got home...must have been the beer taxi."
by Dr Lokoss July 5, 2004

True, pure brew from the one and only Great White North. Not watered down like inferior American brew, just slow brewed to perfection. Canaidan beer is on average 5% - 5.5% alcohol, while Canaidan light beer is around 4% - 4.5%. The biggest Canadian brands are Molson Canadian, Molson Export, Labatt's Blue, Moose Head, Steam Whistle, Waterloo Dark, Niagara's Best, and even the cheap ass Lakeport.
by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 17, 2009

A large bear shaped vessel (ie. big bear shaped animal cracker tub) used for holding communal beer to share at totally rad parties. Best when chanted and/or sang.
by jhendendo June 8, 2011

When you're drunk and can't think straight.
by 2 camels in a tiny car January 21, 2011

Spooge: You going to to the tequila session this evening?
Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.
Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.
by the comand'r December 28, 2020
