Beat In

When a bunch of people get together and masterbate in public.

"Hey, want to come kill homeless people tonight?"

"No, I have to go to the store and buy some KY Jelly. I'm going to a Beat In"

by Grand Master B September 13, 2005

Beats

Beats is a slang insult towards fat people. To be "Beats" is to be obscenely fat or overweight in such a way that you are repulsive and have no chance of getting laid. To be used effectively the word must be screamed in the face of the fattie. After you use the word you must deny all knowledge of how you came about the word and what it means.

Fat Girl: Hey hows it going?

Liam: BEATS!
Fat Girl: What?
Liam: Nothing.

by Dr "The Doc" Docherty September 24, 2012

beats

sucks
not cool
boring

John: I got fired from work and my wife left me.

Dave: That beats. or beats.

by sccity March 9, 2010

Beat

The coolest nigga in the world, hes 1337.

hey beat, can you hack someone for me?

by Zhn17 September 8, 2018

beat

(1) a wannabe high. lol
like when you try to get high off some kind of marker, lets face it it doesn't fucking work that way. you're not necessary high but you're not necessary sane. YOU'RE JUST BEAT

I'm not even high dude! those decos just left me beat! haha

by the real Saiko August 9, 2008

beat

to have sexual intercourse. usually used in phrases rather than as a singular verb. (known to be used in the Beaufort area of South Carolina)

(when hollering at a girl): i could beat?

(talking to a friend about a girl): you would beat?

by ffhelvetica August 20, 2009

beat

to beat as in hurt, to beat as in rape, and to beat as in sports and rudely and visously beating you wife in a (what started out as) a ordinary game of tennis in which you DESTORYED HER WITHOUT MERCY!!

eddie beat amy also see usuck

by haha March 19, 2005