apathy beard

When a person develops facial hair not because of a concious decision to change their look, but simply because they are lazy and/or don't care how they look.
"Hey man, are you growing a beard?"

"Nah, I just kinda stopped shaving for a few days. It's an apathy beard."
by rollercoasteradam May 16, 2008
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bearded clam

yeah it's a vag.

i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.
Um, I stuck her in the bearded clam. And it felt good.
by sam November 03, 2004
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douche beard

Noun. dōōsh beerd An over-trimmed beard, resembling a chin-strap and stopping at the chin or just above the neck.

Commonly sported by (but not limited to) beta-males in urban areas, the douche beard has spread into the realm of effete Jr. College wannabes and self-hating white hip-hop poseurs.

Douche beards are the mullets of this millennium and should be relegated to men of Asian and Latin descent who lack sufficient facial hair follicles to grow a full beard. Anyone else electively grooming their facial hair in this manner is immediately subject of ridicule and derision and of questionable taste/intellect.
Hey- if gonna have a beard then commit to a beard. Don't be a tool and sport douche beard; otherwise you'll look like K-fed, Timberlake or Turtle.
by firingprone September 22, 2009
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Odin's beard

The hairy growth on the Norse All-Father's chin.

Used as an exclamation of surprise.
by Dann Woolf June 15, 2009
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bearded clam

When a woman has an unshaved vagina.
I took her pants off and was distracted by her bearded clam.
by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 16, 2007
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bearded canadian

A sex act in which a man dips his tool into a jar of Canadian maple syrup and smears it upon a person's face in a beard-like manner.
That bearded canadian that Dave gave me last night was really traumatizing.
by JPC254 August 14, 2006
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tricolored beard

a uniquely colored beard which contains three different tones, usually red/orange/yellow or brown. Uncommon, but most often sighted on large males with red hair.
A tricolored beard is usually sported by a man of Norwegian extraction.
by Wally Petro August 22, 2008
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