cumming yourself

When a male gets a full erection when they see something they like and it comes out

Jaquan cumming yourself in class when he saw something he liked

by queen_santrice October 13, 2017

Yeet yourself

When you want to tell somebody to kill themselves but stay Family-Friendly.
See Kill Yourself

A: I like Roblox
B: Yeet yourself.

by YeetYeetYeetYeetYeetYeet August 03, 2019

loving yourself

See masturbation, euphemisms aren't necessary

Loving yourself is easy, all you need is to use your hand

by somejirgawirgadirgabroCALL911 September 23, 2019

Exhausting yourself

A phrase meaning “masterbaiting” or “jerking off”

1.Hey get out of the bathroom! I can hear you exhausting yourself in there!!

2.I just walked in on Ben exhausting himself! It was disgusting!

by SmartGuyWithASticker October 22, 2020

rape yourself

masturbating because you have to feed your addiction, not because you want to

Guy1- At this point, I don't even enjoy jacking it, I'm just feeding my crippling porn addiction.
Guy2-Damn that sucks, it's almost like you rape yourself on a daily basis.

by b0mba September 21, 2020

soiled yourself

When someone shits them self.

"I got so wasted last night"
"Aye ana a rember when you soiled yourself"

by EJWWJE December 14, 2013

to Google yourself

to masturbate

Yeah you know it's true, I'm not afraid to say, but I Google myself, like everyday! I don't need anybody else, when I think about me, I Google myself! (I Google myself = first person singular of to Google yourself)

by M_E September 22, 2008