Batting Practice

Masturbation, particularly in males.

Good thing I took some batting practice before going out with Molly tonight... it was a big game and a big performance was necessary.

by Matt&Lauren September 9, 2010

batting .235

Batting .235 is a reference to baseball which means you're not doing well that day.

It means you did something stupid or something not expected of you.

Person 1: Man, my girlfriend didn't make me a sandwich this morning...she ALWAYS makes me a sandwich.

Person 2: Wow, she's batting .235 today. That sucks.

by soadness August 22, 2011

brathering

bragging or repeatingly talking about iphones or other apple™ products
most commonly used by kids under 16

Ugh, that kid is brathering again!
He can't stop brathering about his phone

by candle_eater March 29, 2015

batting 1000

When a baseball player has had a hit or a walk every time he has come up to bat.

Even though Barry Bonds is batting 1000, he still won't get the batting title.

by Spaz November 8, 2003

batting for the other team

to be gay or to become gay.

"it looks like burnt face man is batting for the other team now"

by a big bunghole May 20, 2009

buttering the corn

Dur poeple. It a guy jacking off.

Hey Jack? You buttering the corn over there?

by Your face(haha) June 12, 2006

Buttering

The act of using butter for anal sex lubricant. Popularized by Marlon Brando in the movie, "Last Tango In Paris"

After I buttered her up, I proceeded to penetrate her analey with my erect penis.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004