Low Battery

When your power hungry tablet doesn't want to change.

Low Battery
*plugs in* Not Charging 5%

by Google is Cool September 14, 2020

battery operated boyfriend (bob)

A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don't have a steady male companion and/or when he can't get you off.

Person1: You been seeing anyone lately?
Person2: No, it's just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).

by Roseread April 12, 2016

in-cube bater

A person who masturbates in their office cubicle. The masturbator does it secretly and for the thrill. The best time for them to do it is on the weekend when no one is there.

I think my coworker may be an in-cube bater.

by yes juanito yes March 28, 2015

Batter Butt

One who's ass is full of Cellulite. There for making the ass look like a giant bowl of lumpy batter.

Dude, look at that chicks ass.

Oh my god, its a batter butt!

by Bween February 20, 2007

battered cod

battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty

did craig make it to lectures today??
fuck that you baby killer, he's a battered cod today.

by monkey mangaler October 19, 2009

Batter Batter Batter

To emphasise how much you are going to batter/hurt someone or something

I’m going to batter batter batter you

by Yourmadreini August 13, 2019

Pancake Batter

When ones testicles seem to be pouring out of his short shorts on a hot day. AKA Hairy Pancake Batter

"Dude, your pancake batter is pouring out and frying on the park bench."

by Tdbehmster May 16, 2014