Baskin

To kill someone; also, to kill someone by specifically feeding them to tigers.

She'll Baskin his ass and inherit everything.

by Elleocanada April 13, 2020

Poo Basketball

One must scoot as far back on the toilet seat as one can (without touching your dirty anus on the actual seat, because thats disgusting). Your opponent and yourself must wad up little pieces of toilet paper and you take turns tossing the little wads over the stall wall in attempt to "score a basket" or put the t.p. wad in the bowl. A shot made is 1 point.

Poo Basketball-The launching of a T.P. wad and sinking it in the water without touching the other player in any manor is vital!

by P-noles January 13, 2009

twat basket

1. Insult form based on the supposition that a slang word for genitalia combined with the name of a means of carrying or storing other things becomes inherently offensive. Other examples include 'wank satchel', 'cunt holster', 'dick pouch' and 'cock laptop carry case'.

2. A particularly Twattish person

3. A basket used to store twats in

1. In order to horribly insult someone, I merely combine a slang word for the genitals and a noun describing a means of carrying or storing things.

2. Roger is such a twat basket.

3. Do you like my new twat basket? I got it from Ikea.

by Gaviiii March 11, 2008

underwater basketweaving

A term used to specify something completely useless. Something that isn't worth a dime.

"Man, I feel like I just graduated underwater basketweaving!"
"Why don't you go practice your underwater basketweaving!"

by Truero December 3, 2005

cleavage basketball

when a girl is showing too much cleavage so you make a game out of who can throw the most stuff in her shirt
ex. coins, paperclips, rolled up gum wrappers, other small objects.

Casey's shirt was so low we decided to play a game of cleavage basketball.

by cleavage_overload91 March 13, 2008

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

by Brian Ball April 25, 2006

Basking In Fabulosity

This term is most used when someone is peaking in their fabulosity. This term is only used by fabulous people. To elevate the meaning of this phrase, it's possible to add the word "saturated" before fabulosity which means that a person is basking in a concentrated form of fabulosity which is more fabulous than regular fabulousity.

Ex 1.
-"I went to the mall today and got the CUTEST Louis Vuitton purse to match my shoes!"
-"OMG you are totally basking in fabulosity right now"

Ex 2.
-"OMG I just got a new Bentley! It's so shiny!"
-"I wanna ride in it! You must be basking in saturated fabulosity right now!"

by KzN March 9, 2009