bachelor chow

On the now defunct cartoon "Futurama," Bachelor chow is the substance that the main character Phillip J. Fry eats with regularity. It comes in a large bag akin to Dog Chow and makes its own gravy when you add water. The bag advertises that Bachelor Chow is "Now with flavor!"

Bender: Fry what are you doing tonight?
Fry: I'm gonna stay home, watch "All My Circuits," and eat Bachelor Chow.

by Tnuttaz June 11, 2006

bachelorette

A sham word primarily used by certain Americans of sub par intelligence to describe the female version of a Bachelor.

The term was coined to feminize the masculine word bachelor through the added 'ette' - a wholly idiotic and nonsensical endeavor akin to calling a single mother a fatherette.

This term was born of ignorance and misguided feminist intentions.

Speakers should instead stick to the traditional terms Hen or Doe.

OMG she had the craziest bachelorette party before her Vegas wedding, her 15 kids all came too!

by Macdaddy1983 August 13, 2012

bachelors hand

A hand in poker which comprises of a Jack and a King of different suits. When combined the hand could be described as being Jack-King-Offsuit, often abbreviated to jack-king-off. This sounds like jacking off, a common past time of bachelors supposedly.

"I had ace queen, what did you have?"
"Bachelors hand."

by Mischmo October 7, 2007

Bach

A legitimate New Zealand word for a beach house, usually a second or holiday home.

I'm going over to the bach this weekend and I'll do a little surf-casting while I'm there. Do you want to come?

by yrnehniloc October 8, 2005

randi ka bachha

Defn 1:Child of a prostitute,whore, slut
Defn 2:Is the english counterpart of :son of a bitch

Hindi:Tu sala randi ka bacha hi rahega!!
English:
Person 1:He does not not even know how to play cricket!!
Person 2:Thats because he is a randi ka bachha

by Upneet January 6, 2008

The Bachelor

The worst show on television. A show of no value and one that propogates the ridiclousness of "reality" tv

Jersey Shore is the new "The Bachelor" of reality TV.

by Godballer January 5, 2011

bacchanalia

a drunken orgy.

Hey man, will I catch you at the weekly bacchanalia later on?

by ChzMstrX November 23, 2001