Barking at fish

Puking in a body of water, usually from drinking too much.

After the party, I ended up barking at fish as the sun rose over the ocean.

by Beamishgirl May 25, 2019

bark brain

Someone who is inherently extremely below-average intelligence and can be seemingly assumed to be as dumb as bark.

Damn, that dude Jordan really is a bark brain... He put jam in his toaster...

by ranch baby January 8, 2022

bark beetle

A small wood-boring beetle that tunnels under the bark of trees, which die if heavily infested.

Also a term for a female that "bores under the skin" of every male she comes into contact with. Causing the male significant psychological issues to the point of mental break down.

You are dating Katie? She's a bark beetle bro, you'll be admitted to a psych ward!

by AquaManOriginal April 18, 2018

Barking day

On the 11th December you can bark at anyone and anywhere and people can not tell you off

In geography I barked at my teacher because it was barking day

by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020

BARK OFF

BARK OFF to anything negative in your life that is holding you back from embracing your true self! BARK OFF to the toxic people that dust you with their poisons. BARK OFF and stop letting them steal your energy, dampen your spirit, and drag you down! BARK OFF to negative jobs, negative relationships, and negative situations!

BARK OFF before I get unfriendly!

by Bella’s Bark Boutique June 3, 2022

bark busters

Plastic or metal hand guards on dirt bikes that protect your hands from hitting objects such as trees, bushes, cactus, rocks flying at you from your buddy's rear tire.

If not for my bark busters I would have broke all my fingers from the rocks chuck sent flying at me when he twisted the throttle.

by David J. L. December 14, 2008

barking lounger

someone who lazies around on the couch and barks out demands

"get the kids to shut up can't hear the tv" as the person is to lazy to get up like a barking lounger

by concerned reactor to asshat May 17, 2014