Adderall Chronicles

The best private story ever

Person 1: “Hey are you on adderall chronicles?”
Person 2: “Yeah! I love it! It’s the best Snapchat private story I’m on”

by vcvte August 2, 2022

adderall mom

A mom who has "tamed down" over the years. She still wakes groggy in the morning but ends up bouncing her titties around by lunch. Don't ask her to help you with your homework, she may already have her pants off in the back yard. Occasionally she'll have revelations into her own situation that induce masses of emotion. She is really good at focusing on one thing at a time. She may or may not have 3 friends named Jarod.

I reconnected with an old friend and wanted to marry her. She is crazy and bites strangers on the street. We now have 3 children and is a functioning adderall mom. See "Adderall wife" - I get to see her 4 days a week when she isn't with one of her boyfriends.

by B00zey April 15, 2023

poor man's adderall

some tree (preferably sativa) briskly followed by a cup of coffee. the high gets refined by the coffee and makes a good ass productive time

also known as breakfast

Sunday recap: woke up, had myself a poor man's adderall, and got all my shit done.

by corn 132 April 30, 2020

Alderik

Alderik is a fun-loving guy who doesn't always fall for the right girl.....Other than that he is AWESOME. He sOOper cute and smart {and in case you couldn't read Sooper it's super} He has it all.. He even feels like a teddy bear..All he needs now is hugs and kisses.... Give him a hug today! And if you ever get the chance to give him a kiss... KISS HIM!

And he is extremely attracted to Julia.. Well at the moment....

A: Holy Guac.. Who is that?
J: Thats Alderik... He's AWESOME!
A: Really.. I wish I knew him!
J: Yea. I know. He gave me a hug earlier and I felt like I was floating!
A: LUCKY!

by TEDDY BEAR HUGGER February 5, 2012

Aderol

A type of drug that is used to encourage the chemical reaction in your brain to do work, especially schoolwork.

"Aderol is handy but it makes my muscles anxious."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

audery

Audery is the most beautiful person, inside and out. They are kind and caring, always putting others before themselves. They are quiet people but once you get close to them they are the most carefree people ever. Usually music lovers and have the best taste in fashion. If you are lucky enough to have audery for a friend, keep them close because they are friends for life and always dependable.

I’m lucky enough to have Audery in my life and I’m so glsd

by Bobthecob November 26, 2021

chuff adder

A balding, overweight homosexual man. Usually in denial of his homosexuallity.

Go and sew another dress you chuff adder!

by St. John October 2, 2007