who the hell asked

me

Person 1: who the hell asked
Me: me

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder. Also I pee on cats

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker August 16, 2021

Askew

A fat or overly annoying female Teacher, a bitch

My teacher is an askew, she gives way to much homework.

by Mr.Braun April 12, 2011

ashey hole

A crusty pussy that hasn't been washed for a year or two. And turns flakey and black! And is better for female orgasm!

Let me suck your ashey hole

by Emobunny August 1, 2017

Assey

People with the name Asay but everyone knows it’s pronounced Assey

Me: Hey Assey STFU!
Asay: Did you really spell my name wrong again?!

by sirpukesalot August 4, 2018

Farid Askerov

Comrade Ass is da bic boiiiiiiii. He enjoys snow, vodka, AK-47s, and strange hats. Also a piano playing little bitch. So close but yet so far...... Bro, she was so fine bro.

"I dont take it in the mouth"

Awwwww you just got Farid Askeroved

by ayoitstnuts January 25, 2010

Nobody Asked

The worst possible comeback in an argument.

Person 1: Babe, you can’t deny it any longer. You cheated and I have proof.

Person 2: Nobody asked.

Person 1: Your comebacks only make me want to dump you more.

by NotNotRyan June 3, 2022