Anchorage steamer

complaining vociferously about a wrong being done to you while casually committing said wrong yourself with no awareness

After the Tucson shooting by Jared Loughner, Sarah Palin complained loudly about the issue being politicized (as her violent rhetoric was condemned by many after it occurred) while simultaneously referring to Loughner as left-leaning. By doing this she performed an Anchorage steamer.

by Mark Grayson January 21, 2011

Anchor

A large, heavy object dropped from a ship to prevent it from floating away. However, using anchors in the way they are intended to be used is just plain boring. Anchors are much more entertaining if they are dropped from the sky onto the head of someone you hate or generally dislike. In this sense, anchors are closely related to anvils and 16-ton weights. Though less common than its relatives, the anchor is favored by sadists for its broad, dull blade, which creates a spectacle that is generally much more gory than its broad-bottomed alternatives, which are known for creating simple splats or accordion effects.

Edgar hated John Doe. Edgar hated John Doe so much that dropping an anvil or weight on his head simply wouldn't suffice. So, Edgar dropped an anchor on John Doe. As a result, John Doe was splattered AND cleaved messily in half.

by Everbound Venvel February 6, 2009

Anchoring the boat

pumpin a chicks ass cheeks (not stickin it in) and having your ball sac anchor on and off her pussy.

i was anchoring the boat on that bitch last night.

by Brian connor July 23, 2007

Akechi Sexual

Describes a person who is only attracted to Goro Akechi.

I'm Akechi Sexual, also, did I hear something about delicious pancakes?

by LoliDestroyer606 June 3, 2021

Anchorage Dump

To take a dump that is at least twenty-eight pounds which rips one anus and causes excessive bleeding. Often requires the use of an entire roll of toilet paper.

Nik: Yo Doc. I just took an Anchorage Dump and my asshole was split wide open.
Dr. D: Nurse!
Nik: Doc? Am I gonna be ok?
Dr. D: No son, I'm afraid the dump has ripped your asshole completely in half. You will die in the next two hours.

by Team Anchorage August 28, 2010

Anchal

Pallu, Piece of clothing to be used to cover your head;
Coolcoolcoolcool;
Aaron Paul fan army;
Half of my heart by John Mayer;
Coffee addict;
Book warmer;
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty;
5';
Exams tomorrow so gotta panic.

So I met this girl, around 5' , a cat person, had a cup of coffee in her hand and a book in another, and was in a hurry to run to the library. So Anchal!

by Gangaadharr July 29, 2020

anchor man

(verb) To drop kick an item, animal, or person in anger as Jack Black's character does when he boots Ron Burgundy's dog off a bridge in the movie Anchor Man.

If that kid doesn't stop crying, I'm gonna anchor man it across the yard.

by Yammy152 August 10, 2007