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Punt Gun

When a man builds up semen by not ejaculating for days or weeks then attends a gathering where he beats off into a crowd ejaculating on many people at one time.
Dude I didnt beat off for 3 weeks and got all swolled up with the baby batter! I went to Lakesia’s party and spanked the monkey in a closet, when I was ready to blow I popped out and pulled a PUNT GUN blasting jizz on at least 6 people!”
by Deepthroat Dan February 11, 2021
mugGet the Punt Gunmug.

Punt this hing

When you kick an object full force with the intention of damaging something or someone.
"Hawl you , punt this hing ... NOW!"
by Bonemasonary August 1, 2018
mugGet the Punt this hingmug.

imp punt

A move so devastatingly horrifying typically in plants vs. Zombies garden warfare, 1 or 2, where an all-star presses the left bumper as soon as they make contact with anything that moves resulting in them killing you with it then t-bagging you typically because their father shows then no love or affection due to him leaving them at the age of 2
Plant: oh no! Its an imp punter!!!! What a fucking pussy
All-star: *left bumper spamming*

Plant: You fucking bitch.
All-star: *t-bags*
by Deez ur mom lmao October 31, 2021
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Fuck-Punted

To kick and launch, a person, animal, or inanimate object while fucking.
“Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”
by FPunterman January 23, 2020
mugGet the Fuck-Puntedmug.

Cunch Punt

The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.
Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.
by Extreme Koala March 1, 2021
mugGet the Cunch Puntmug.

Pussy punt

Femine version of cock-blocking. A female ruining the chance for another female to score sexually.
I was making a strong connection with Bob at the bar when Gina tried to pussy punt me.
by Bolligal February 2, 2017
mugGet the Pussy puntmug.

punt nugget

When your a stupid cunt
Why are you being a stupid punt nugget
by Ogle google April 4, 2022
mugGet the punt nuggetmug.

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