ashton kutcher

A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.

Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.

Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111

Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.

by Canned Duck December 22, 2003

Ashton Kutcher

An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush

Kutcher sounds like Kush

Instances of term used in main stream media:

"Light that Ashton Kutcher"

-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne

"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi

Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.

Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.

by Pnizzle126 February 11, 2012

ashton kutcher

man-child that that makes a living pulling childish pranks on celebrities

John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?

Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher

by RockStar08 January 20, 2007

Ashton

A total jerk that totally betrayed a girl named Maisie

Ashton sucks - Maisie

by The Joe Guy October 16, 2017

Ashton Siddell

If your named ashton siddell it means your so fucking sexy

“OMG Ashton Siddell is so hot 😍 - Aidan”

by user833792928219 on tiktok May 10, 2022

Ashton Schluetter

A really amazing person, who gets all the girls and has really good grades! Doesn’t usually have the best of friends, but the best ones stay with him until the very end. He can do anything that he puts his mind to, and is overall an amazing person.

Girl: Is that Ashton Schluetter?
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!

by HaylieEichenseer November 4, 2020

Ashton cash

Sexy, caramel man with a long dick

Omg girl I had that Ashton cash last night

by Itsxmex September 22, 2016