Luca Ascoli

A God Among Men

Tom: have you heard of Luca Ascoli
Sam: yeah the god among men

by God V12345 November 19, 2021

D’Amico

D’Amico is the last name everybody wants. People call them by their last names because it sounds way cooler.

Person: Omg his last name sounds like a mafia bosses last name!!
Jovelina: Too bad Jovenel isn’t a D’Amico… ☹️

by lil reverb September 9, 2022

Basil D'Amico

Basil leads a simple life by day, cooking for her son Joe, just after she gets Bukakked on by him.
Real Name: Basillia
Mother's Name: Nana
Age: about 68
Odor: Burning Flesh + www.tubgirl.com
Hair Color: Brown
Race: Mexican
House: Box

I Bukakked on Basil after i was done with nana

by Westport April 13, 2005

Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012

Anthony D’Amico

A total hunk of a man. Beautiful all around personality and can get any bitch he wants. Perfect facial structure, and he knows it. Italian sausage strapped up and ready for action.

Wow that person’s really an “Anthony D’Amico” I wish I was like him.

by Anthony20 October 6, 2020

Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze

“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”

by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021