Roasted Neckless Almond

A Mexican short math teacher.

Man Richard has no neck he is such a roasted neckless almond.

by nadiealadog February 24, 2017

almond joy

A white male's penis with lumps.

Bro, im horny af let me eat your almond joy.

by GIngyboi June 1, 2020

Almond Mound

A term for a woman's lady-part from an anterior view.

"Man, look at that girl's almond mound."

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Almond joy

Putting coconut oil on a women's ass hole and then licking it.

Jane put coconut oil on her bum and I almond joy'd it
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.

by Breezy triple stack September 9, 2018

Sneaky almond joy

Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.

I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.

by Felix_liter June 27, 2018

Almond

Janae

Janae a big ass almond

by Jmalcolmz17 October 26, 2017

Almond milk

Shit curry from birds

Randy (random guy): i think i like almond milk
Rando: d(f)uck off

by Just a smith November 20, 2023