by crad pinapples October 11, 2018
Get the Logan allenmug. James is a irresistible bad boy who is funny, He has a great personality and he’s a total cutie. He is chill, handsome, funny, and down to earth. He has pretty blue eyes, nice eyebrows, dimples when he smiles, and blonde/brown hair. Guys will get mad at him because their girlfriends will be staring at him. If you try to bully him it won’t work but if you try to fight him he’ll beat your ass.
by Bing bing ting ting April 15, 2020
Get the James Allenmug. by Stephanie Bodnar February 8, 2004
Get the Allen Jonesmug. The Greatest Point Guard in the history of Basketball. He's only 6 feet tall scoring over 30 points a game all season. What other point guard has done this before him. I don't know of one. You tell me. Plus the girls think he's cute.
by angrmnmt101 March 3, 2007
Get the Allen Iversonmug. 1) A type of hand-rolled cigarette commonly rolled accidentally by inexperienced rollers but sometimes rolled purposefully by veteran ones. Formed by pinching your two thumbs in too hard while rolling your cigarette, the middle remains less densely packed (while either side is much tighter and smaller), leaving the cigarette with a distinct, flattened-isosceles-triangle sort of shape.
The name refers to the house on the title frame of the popular nineties T.V. sitcom, "Home Improvement", in which Tim Allen starred. During the title frame of the intro song, the name of the show is framed in the same flattened triangle shape.
2) That cocaine loving motherfucker from Home Improvement.
The name refers to the house on the title frame of the popular nineties T.V. sitcom, "Home Improvement", in which Tim Allen starred. During the title frame of the intro song, the name of the show is framed in the same flattened triangle shape.
2) That cocaine loving motherfucker from Home Improvement.
Can Tim Allen roll a Tim Allen so fat that even he couldn't smoke it? Trick question. He doesn't smoke anything, not even that crack bullshit. Doesn't even freebase. He just snorts that pure, white, Colombian nose candy.
by AJ Rabaioli October 28, 2009
Get the Tim Allenmug. Tim Allen is known for being the destroyer of entire galaxies. He is most well known for his ability to destroy entire planets simply by playing reruns of home improvement. Because of this, Tim Allen is the number one interplanetary threat for most planets. His arch nemisis is Placado, Lord of the Seas and all its inhabitants.
Billy: Hey man i heard there was some kinda nuclear holocaust that wiped out the entire population of our planet last night whats up with that?
jack: oh yeah, that was tim allen. Someone was watching Santa Claus 3.
jack: oh yeah, that was tim allen. Someone was watching Santa Claus 3.
by Cult3 January 21, 2009
Get the Tim Allenmug. Also known as batmaggie, Maggie Allen is the girl that doesn't enjoy being called Moo Moo or Marge or Peggy. Saying anything listed above results in an instant retaliation. She likes to demoralize and physically injure those she sits with on bus rides, and will always find a way to sleep through your Saturday afternoons. Upon meeting a Maggie Allen, one may find she says something ridiculous that is oddly strange and sexually stimulating at the same time. Overall, a Maggie Allen might come off harsh, but eventually she'll let you sleep on her unbelievably comfortable knee cap.
First thing Maggie Allen said to me was that she could fit her fist in her mouth.
I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.
Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.
I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.
Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.
by stuffthannnngs October 22, 2014
Get the Maggie Allenmug.