Albanian abortion 

A type of abortion that is performed by an Albanian person in order to save money. The abortion also causes the woman to become infertile. The person performing the abortion kicks the woman very hard in the uterus, killing the foetus and also completely destroying the uterus which hence causes the woman to remain infertile for the rest of her life.

Guy 1: "Something is up. Last week Hannah said she's pregnant but now she just told me she's infertile"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"

Albanian abortion by CherrykoolaidYT December 21, 2021

albanianstunnagirl 

the most awesomeest instagram shitpost page on planet earth, you will literally like cry and shit when you see albanianstunnagirl post something and everytime you see her stories you will be overcome with joy.

"Hey bruh you follow albanianstunnagirl?"
"No bruh she wont accept me into her page because i know her irl"
"#REKT"

albanianstunnagirl by albanianstunnagirlfan December 28, 2021

Albanian creampie 

When Big Bird Sterk is on his knees in a submissive manner and one alpha male puts his long schlongy dong in big bird sterks oral cavity while the other male penetrates big bird sterks anal cavity from underneath or behind. Requires 3 men.

Connor and I had a fun time Albanian creampieing sterko last night!

Albanian creampie by RonClark69 February 8, 2022

Albanian 

Everyone on Earth is one.

Albanian: George Bush, Greece and your mom is Albanian!

Albanian by RemovePork May 18, 2022

Albanian Mirror Selfie 

Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.

We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.

Albanian Mirror Selfie by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

albanian chicken plower 

a sexual act of sticking a dildo to either side of a females hips, bending her over, and pretending to ride a lawnmower all whilst the penis is in the vagina.

“you totally gave that chick an albanian chicken plower”

albanian chicken plower by humanities fc September 13, 2022

albanian coconut

while having intercourse under the influence of the white (the snow, blow, crazy c, etc.) and ejaculating (nutting) into your partner.

“yo b imma give u this albanian coconut if u keep looking at me like that”

albanian coconut by thealbanian November 5, 2022