drain abortion

to use a wire hanger to clear a clogged drain

My girlfriend's hair clogged the bathroom sink again. I couldn't afford a plumber, so I performed a drain abortion.

by kenandrick December 28, 2014

turd abortion

The result of accidentally or intentionally scooping one or more pieces of shit out of either your ass or someone else's ass with your fingers. Usually done in a sexual act.

Any removal of shit from an ass other than the normal grunt-and-push method.

I was fingering the hell out of her ass and ended up performing a turd abortion.

by KenPone March 26, 2005

Abortion Tolerant

A better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it.

I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm Abortion Tolerant

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

aborted fetus

removed tampon that is laying on the top of the trash can...

Man! Get your aborted fetus out of the trash!!

by manicole March 28, 2005

abort kyler

e-boy who thinks he has control over women’s bodies and is homophobic™️

“i would be best friends with a gay person,, do i support it no”
“damn what a # abort kyler move!”

by rejinaaauhh July 23, 2019

poop abortion

Removing poop from a rectum and/or colon by use of the fingers or other devices.

I couldn't shit so I stuck my finger up there and gave myself a poop abortion!

by hotrazzie January 29, 2011

retro abortion

When a parent kills their child AFTER s/he has been born.

Dad: "Tina, if you come home after 11 I'm going to retro abortion your ass!"

by markwill April 05, 2008