Swerve

gotta go, bye, oh shit i did something bad bye bitches, go around something.

Oh shit! I spilled paint everywhere, SWERVE!
*someone almost hit me* SWERVE!
*i almost hit someone* SWERVE!
gotta SWERVE!

by ohsnapitzmebitch September 15, 2016

Swerved

So high/drunk that you swerve in the car without trying(when you do it on purpose its swanggin...and when you got a sound system on its swangin and bangin, usually done while you tip toein the slab).

Me:man you alright player, you swervin a lil
Player: im doing real good, im swerved to the curb
Me: well ok then og but hand me that drank, i still got kids to make and some to keep safe....plus im thirstay!!!

by Mr.swerve-on November 1, 2018

swerve damage

Damage to the limbic system caused by rapid movement in an attempt to avoid someone. Swerve damage is often mistaken for dab damage.

Jimmy sustained upper body swerve damage when trying to duck out of view of the tax collector.

by Dj spookytooth November 5, 2018

Swerve

(Verb), When one turns around during a conversation to look back at the speaker then acts like they are going to speak then changes their mind and turns back around and continues to walk away.

Speaker: Blah blah blah...
Swerver:*Turns around and opens their mouth*, *closes their mouth and turns back around*

by Critnojropshop April 23, 2015

Swerving Slurpee

Receiving amazing oral sex while driving, causing the driver to swerve or drive recklessly.

“Dude, got me some swerving slurpee on the way home almost crashed, no cap.

by Candle Wick96 February 14, 2024

swerve

greatly impress, amaze people with your personality, style, success; alternatives: 'slay', 'purr'

Your grandma wears heels?! Thats a big swerve.

by bigpurrLi'mamember September 14, 2023

Swerve

Wearing something that's outside of what is expected of you, probably because of gender or cultural norms.

-from a GQ headline "Jaden Smith's Latest Swerve: Starring in Louis Vuitton's Womenswear Ads"
-"You can be fined for swerving too hard. People may come up to you and say, 'Can you not swerve so hard? I can’t concentrate over here.' That's a way to know you’ve swerved too hard, but there are so many others." -Jaden Smith

by Devbot4 October 7, 2016