take the bus

get fucked or fuck off

Situation: Don dropping lil dude out in his car

Don: hey mate, can I stop at chemist and pick up the medicine.
Lil dude: nah man, can you drop me home first..
Don: take the bus you fucking wanker!!!!!!!!!

or

lil dude: hey Don, can you stop farting in the office?
Don: Take the bus you wanker!!

by MagdaIsReal January 7, 2022

Bus driving

Wearing dress or non-athletic shoes with athletics socks usually white tube socks

Did you see my neighbor? He was bus driving when he was mowing his lawn

by Breaking dancing on cardboard April 23, 2019

Bus 48

Bus 48 is a ancient relic that has been around for centuries. This bus is like no other since it has millions of unique features. Ex. aids (window gum), rusty cord, bolted windows, scary bus driver, the black spot, the one clear window, the squeaker on top of the emergency exit, and plenty more. This bus is truly the best bus in history.

Martha Stewart: Yo diggity dawg, whats that bus doin' in my hood?

Obama: Oh shit nigga get down! thats bus 48!!

by BUS 48 February 4, 2019

Bus-wood

A term you use when you take public transportation and your partner sends you a naughty text or picture and you get a hard on!

I was on my daily commute this morning and my wife sent me some nudes..I ended up getting some serious bus-wood!

by Hom2436 January 25, 2018

bus turds

The shitty version of Bus Wanker from the us reboot of the infamous inbetweeners

*shouts and leans out of car window* Bus Turds *only the person using the joke will laugh

by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017

M*BU

how people censor the mr incredible becoming uncanny meme when its shortened (MIBU). they either do it because of whatever community formed out of it or because they hate the meme

there are other ways of censoring it like this
M**U
MI*U
M***
M#BU
M!BU
M1BU
M!6U
M!8U and more

Person: Dude M*BU sucks, I hate it because of it's "community"
Person 2: I hate M*BU In general because its cringe and it ruined Mr Incredible's reputation.

by guy using urban dictionary June 29, 2023

Bus 11

When you have to walk somewhere, you're using Bus 11; your legs.

Person 1: How are you getting home from school?
Person 2: I'm catching Bus 11

by I'm so tiredAF September 16, 2018