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Bloody Monday

noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.
Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.
by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018
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bloody hell

a phrase used by those in England, and certain other parts of the world including Australia

and if you're around someone who says this long enough, you'll start saying it. it's a catchy phrase

'Bloody Hell' doesn't mean exactly what it says, though. it's a less-vulgar way of saying fuck
*stubs toe*
OH BLOODY HELL
*distant claps for not saying fuck*
by ohdearymizzle June 1, 2018
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bloody rhino

The act of a male partner who has a strap-on on his forehead, who's female partner is bent over exposing the anus. The male is at a respectable distance of 10 to 20 feet, who then charges full speed towards said partner's anus. Thus causing exteame pain and often bleeding of the anus.
Little jimmy gave Sally sue a bloody rhino on thier honey moon. They kept taking turns all night untill the pain was unbearable.
by Kevinthekucumber January 11, 2017
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Bloody Nutsack

1. Bloody nutsack could be an insult.

2. Bloody nutsack could also be known as what happens when you go balls deep into a girl while shes on her period.
by Bloody nutsacks April 25, 2020
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Bloody V

People Referencing a period as a swear word. Or being scared.
Oh Bloody V bro you scared the hell out of me!
by Cum_Master69 August 29, 2020
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bloody casper

when your fornicating with a woman at your parents house and shes being too loud so you put a pillow over her face but then you decide to start punching the pillow...her muffled cries sound like "ooooh" as the pillow turns red.
man i totally gave my girlfriend a bloody casper last night...oooooh
by big booty jewdys rudy March 23, 2011
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bloody gangrape

when a simple 'rape' isn't enough to describe the extent of the rapage, when someone gets brutally multiple cock shafted and absolutely mercilessly fucked
"Holy shit, I bet $50 on Tennessee and they just got fucking bloody gangraped by 42 points jesus christ"
by Jawnslayer December 14, 2022
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