a big fuck of cotton that big girl's stick inside thier waffly vagina's that make them bitch, complain about any heat at all if they are not drunk or stoned, slut, fuck and just not even think.
Don't blame your obese girlfriend, blame her bleached tampon.
This girl used so many fucking tampons that she has dulled and is yelling "bitch" to younger girls on the boardwalk.
Tampons are not for italians, but maybe the biggest mutts of america..
This girl used so many fucking tampons that she has dulled and is yelling "bitch" to younger girls on the boardwalk.
Tampons are not for italians, but maybe the biggest mutts of america..
by cammypuss September 26, 2010
Get the TAMPONmug. A slang term for Fish Sticks, alluding to the fact that they resemble Tampons and are made of fish. Something you might find in a Mermaids purse when she is menstruating.
"We drank 2 cases of beer and ate way too many Mermaid Tampons last night.".
"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".
"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".
"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".
"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".
by Mr.Ages September 14, 2010
Get the Mermaid Tamponsmug. "So I met this guy last night, and he totally had a tampon dick, why the hell would I have sex with a guy with a dick that size when I could just use a tampon and get the same results?"
by FlatG2 July 1, 2007
Get the tampon dickmug. A non-threatening guy that girls use to vent there emotions. This guy is generaly teased and ridiculed by other males. The male tampon offen thinks that he is all that and is a complete ladies man while really he is just a girls way of realeasing emotional tention.
"Mike is such an emotional tampon"
"All of the girls go and cry on his shoulder and then go screw there boyfriends."
"What a queer"
"Amen to that brother"
"All of the girls go and cry on his shoulder and then go screw there boyfriends."
"What a queer"
"Amen to that brother"
by Ben McBen May 25, 2009
Get the Emotional Tamponmug. the two-word description of one who is a slave to his woman.
he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.
he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.
by Looger October 1, 2004
Get the tampon-fetchermug. by WeirdChallenges November 2, 2019
Get the no tampon Decembermug. "DO NOT pull on satan's tampon!" .."if you make him mad, he's gonna blow up on you!"
A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."
A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."
by Satans-Tampon November 6, 2023
Get the Satan's Tamponmug.