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Misty

She is love

She is heart
She is laughter

She is tears
The one with whom to share the.years

She is family
She is loyal

She's a queen

An absolute Royal.
Here comes Misty

She will make everything better
by Bialys February 5, 2024
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Misty

You are so misty
by D25D25 November 7, 2024
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misty johnson

A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
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Misty

The only reason you'd ever play Black Ops 2.
"Yo bro! Misty's got a huge rack on her!"
by MisterOsbam October 20, 2023
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Misty

I went to the strip club and saw my main girl misty
by Greggory Van Schmaltetzer April 17, 2023
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Misty Winter

The act of urinating into someones rectum on a cold day, and them farting it out all over the room
"i gave my girfriend a misty winter last night"
by penaltube June 14, 2015
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Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer
I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church
by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024
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