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smother handle

A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.

A mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.
I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?
by entropymaam June 17, 2006
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i'd handle

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."
guy 1 "dude did you see her"

guy 2 "yeah, i'd handle"
by ngonzo April 18, 2009
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Handle Happy

an expression used when explaing that while the driver is unlocking the car you opened the door at the same time thus not unlockinng the door and the driving having to unlock the car again. this annoying occourence happens while getting too anxious to enter the car
person 1: "ashleeyyyyy..."
person 2: "sorry hehe i got handle happy"
by sydlicious February 27, 2011
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Shootin' handles

The act of imbibing copious amounts of hard liquor straight from the bottle, in the "double-fisted," style.
"Hey, Jack! Let's go to the club and shoot some handles."
"You got handle shootin' money?"
"I'll pay. Nothing more valuable than two bros shootin' handles."
by Handleshooter321 February 18, 2018
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Queer handle

A ponytail on a homosexual male. Could also be on a lesbian. (Ex. She could have a strap on dildo attached and fucking her significant other, while holding on to the ponytail of the fuckee.)
Emory fucked Owen in the ass while grabbing Owen’s queer handle. Ex. Kind of like reigns on a horse.
by GA-CHAMP🤙🏻89 May 11, 2021
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Pam-handling

Sponging off your followers by begging for money or free trade services, by making up sob stories about how hard your life is. Meanwhile posting pictures of your expensive house or apartment and all the fun things you're doing.
Did you see Katie online? she was Pam-handling again. She said she over-drafted her bank account and asked her followers to send her money because she wanted to get drunk tonight.
by f-offer July 31, 2023
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Jerk handle

like a dildo, it is a long narrow instrument used to masterbate in either the ass or the vagina
you gotta stick a cock up your ass mate, and make a jerk handle out of it
by a_big_bunghole March 5, 2011
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