Human

A creature that seems to be trying to kill the planet

Humans man, they really ruffle my jimmies

by Not a fax machine March 4, 2018

Humans

Humans are fucking ugly. They will never be attractive no matter what they fucking do fat, artificial, plastic fuckfaces.

Fuck you ugly shit humans change your bodies into cute animals.

by Iluvcubs February 8, 2020

human

bad species that should return to monkeys
also as a better term: more evolved monkeys that almost die when they give birth

"hey bob the human!" "H E L L O T H E R E J O E S E P H I N E" "somthings off..." "N O" "o ok"

by jsr89inhg jdir July 1, 2021

Humans

Complex meatbags full of shit.

You fucking humans, you have killed yourselves just so you can get some more useless green papers.

by Go-swami September 5, 2019

Human

Annoying things that live on planet earth

Human make stupid jokes and annoy the shit out of me

by Theunkownpersonofearth June 7, 2017

Human

are you actually looking up this? seriously?

you are a human.thats all.

by Murd August 26, 2017

Human

A two-legged creature. Normally if it is Older than its Brother or Sister, That one brother/sister will eventually throw rocks at you, and their would be no escape from these assholes.

"Look! ITS A HOOMAN (Human)" ~ Doggo

by Verico Sucks October 29, 2018