When you jerk off into a Taster's Choice coffee jar and pour it into someone's cereal and they eat it without knowing.
by David See December 26, 2004
Get the taster's choicemug. Example:
Son: I'll just do the 8 math assignments tomorrow, I'm going to go out with John.
Mom: You need to do your homework, how are you going to do 8 assignments in one day?
Dad: That's a red choice son.
Son: What's a red choice?
Dad: Nevermind, do your work.
Son: I'll just do the 8 math assignments tomorrow, I'm going to go out with John.
Mom: You need to do your homework, how are you going to do 8 assignments in one day?
Dad: That's a red choice son.
Son: What's a red choice?
Dad: Nevermind, do your work.
by yaboyczk@234459 July 27, 2018
Get the red choicemug. An email a person receives after engaging in some endeavor the sender of said email deems a "poor choice".
The heading of a choices email simply states "Choices". In the body of this email, the sender of the email first names a group, for example, "the family", as the concerned party. They then go on to express concern over the choice in question, for example, "alcohol usage". After this, the email is ended with question "What's up?"
Two scenarios that can earn one a choices email:
1. Having one's mom find numerous empty alcohol bottles in their filthy apartment
2. Losing all of one's centsports money on a over/under WNBA bet.
The heading of a choices email simply states "Choices". In the body of this email, the sender of the email first names a group, for example, "the family", as the concerned party. They then go on to express concern over the choice in question, for example, "alcohol usage". After this, the email is ended with question "What's up?"
Two scenarios that can earn one a choices email:
1. Having one's mom find numerous empty alcohol bottles in their filthy apartment
2. Losing all of one's centsports money on a over/under WNBA bet.
Possible choices emails
Scenario #1:
Email title: Choices
Body:
Tank
The family is concerned about your alcohol usage.
What's up?
Scenario #2
Email Title: Choices
Body:
Admiral Halsey
The website is concerned about your reckless betting. What's up?
Scenario #1:
Email title: Choices
Body:
Tank
The family is concerned about your alcohol usage.
What's up?
Scenario #2
Email Title: Choices
Body:
Admiral Halsey
The website is concerned about your reckless betting. What's up?
by RoundupReady August 22, 2008
Get the choices emailmug. A horse that your dumb ass horse trainer won't let you buy, but you love him and buy him anyway and she kicks your ass (and his horsey ass) out of the barn. And you have no choice but to leave, she was a lazy money grubing trainer anyway so it is no big deal.
by Nickel and a dime April 14, 2005
Get the hobson's choicemug. by a young brother that knows how to get his March 9, 2005
Get the mos choicemug. by vkjhgbkflgakyftga May 5, 2011
Get the frenchies choicemug. by Smilehead May 28, 2006
Get the Weapon of choicemug.