Your mom

A prostitute at a cheap price.

Steve: Yo lets go pick up a hooker

Phil: Why not your mom? She is only 15 cents per hour.

by ReturningMaul February 17, 2010

your mom

what people say after almost every other word.

this example is recently being said like crazy where i come from.

" hey guys, wats up?"
" your moms up, *in the bedroom*"

or

" do u guys know how to do the homework?"
" your mom knows how to do the home work, * in the bedroom*"

by susie bebop July 20, 2008

Your Mom

The universal response to everything.

Kale: What are we doing in Science?
Hayley: Your Mom!

by thepertyninja May 2, 2007

Your Mom

Usually an insult, when people try to be cool or just don't feel like answering a queston.

Random person: Hey, what are we doing today in English?
Me: Your mom.

Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.

or even

Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.

by Hayleeee November 29, 2007

Your mom

Common comeback used by people who know they have been beaten and are looking for a quick out on the conversation.

Man 1- Your gay and nobody likes you

Man 2- Yeah wel...YOUR MOM!

by Me Me Me 1234 January 13, 2009

Your Mom

As the real creater of the simple reply: “Your Mom” I meant for it to be a fun joke that I replied when my friend would ask “what are you doing.” Later my sister would use it for every reply she made making it quite famous around the school and around the country.

My friend: “Hey what you doing.”
Me: “Your Mom!”

by TheYourMomGuy October 9, 2018

your mom

A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.

Asshead says:
I h8 u

Asshead says:
dont tok 2 meh

Asshead says:
your mom

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003