schizo yapping

the act of talking to oneself and/or saying random spaz incoherent shit

Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro stop schizo yapping"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."

by wok911tower March 18, 2024

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yap

To speak incoherently or aimlessly; to have spoken something not worth listening to.

My enviro teacher was yapping about the "importance" of not procrastinating, so I decided to take a nap.

by Mr. Oxford Dictionary November 12, 2023

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registered yap offender

When someone yaps so much they need to be put on a list so people don’t talk to people on that list and die of boredom

Man she yaps so much she should be put on the registered yap offender list

by Xa_Bigsquirt December 4, 2024

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yap-it-all

n. A yap-it-all is someone is like a know-it-all, but in reality, they don’t know anything. They are defined by their compulsion to control and drive every conversation with pseudo-intellectual terminology.

They are commonly found in university tutorials and classrooms answering every question with a long-winded answer that makes the teaching assistant wish they had never enrolled in graduate school.

Ugh! This guy won’t shut up every time they answer a question; their responses don’t even make any sense! What a yap-it-all.

by enemy-spotted September 19, 2025

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