Yankees

Any American born outside the South (especially from the north)

Them Damn Yankees need to hop on Delta and head back north.

by JCMoney May 4, 2004

yankees fan

n; a front runner, a cocky homo loving(jeter) loser who "likes" the yankees so he has a chance to indentify with the glory and victory he will never achieve in his own life.

a snobby rich stock broker who knows nothing about baseball yet sits front row all season long who sneers at anyone who beats the yankees, parading yankees history as his own feat saying, " 26 championships" a glorified version of " scoreboard"

by webster October 15, 2003

new york yankees

probably the most hated baseball team.

New york Yankees deserve all the hate. A-Rod sucks anus.

by Adrian May 30, 2006

Yankee

A term for members of the union during the civil war, but still used by southerners making fun of the norths bland food and squeaky accents.

Southern Guy: Look at that yankee, fuckin tree hugger.

by SOUTHERNPRIDE July 15, 2008

New York Yankees

1. The reason baseball is no fun anymore.
2. The evil empire.
3. A team that posers pretend to have liked since the birth canal, when in fact they only started liking them after they won the Series a few years ago.

Bob: I like the Yankees.
Jim: I will give you ten seconds to get a running start, after which I will hunt you down and murder you.

by Capheine December 10, 2003

shank yanker

A middle-aged man who masterbates with a knife while listening to the recorded sound of children screaming.

When the cleaning lady opened the drawer and found a rusted blade and a spooge-stained tape recorder, she knew there was a shank yanker inhabiting the room.

by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004

Red Sox-Yankees Rivalry

A fantasy conjured up by Massholes and other New Englanders who actually believe Yankee fans watch baseball with an eye on beating Boston, while Yankee fans are primarily concerned with winning championships. In a true rivalry, one team wins more frequently than the appearance of Haley's Comet.

Hey, go Sox! We finally beat the Yankees with some half-assed fluke! This Red Sox-Yankees rivalry is really heating up - if we win 20 more championships and the Yankees don't win any, we'll be even!

by Sux Nation September 25, 2011