Yoink

To hit something, usually used with "doink"

"OW He yoinked on my doink!"

by Yoinkonmydoink November 5, 2017

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

Yoink

A word used by "GravityCY" (also known as Harry) as a replacement of yeet

There's 2 players there. YOINK

by pandofla June 18, 2018

Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023

International law of yoink

As defined by international law when one yellith "Yoink" one now owns the object

obviously I used the international law of Yoink

by Gravrok February 23, 2021

Yoinked

High as fuck

Dude last night i was so yoinked

by OGsavshea December 20, 2017

Yoink

A type of expression when you die in a video game or something fucking stupid's happen. Or to call someone stupid!

Harry just yoink my dub!
Fuck you fucking yoink!
I had your mom yoink for dinner

by QuandoMcCoy February 18, 2019