penis wobble

When you're about to nutt but then your dick shrinks down to the Donald-Trump-sized nub of a cock that it originally was and it's so wobbly that you can't enjoy it and your partner becomes very pissy with you.

Garry: "Oh for fuck's sake! I've got that penis wobble again!"
Marry: "Goddammit! It was just getting good! Quick! Go get the Viagra!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

Gobble Wobble

When she jacks you off with her loose ass neck skin...

We were in the back of my truck and gave me the gobble wobble..

by juanmoretimeyess October 1, 2021

Wobbles

the act of getting intoxicated

K-whooo whoooo ready to get your wobbles on?
M- yeah we sending ricki out to buy the liquor now

by spastic biscuit February 23, 2005

wobbler

When your penis is in an intermediary state between erection and no erection.

This morning I didn't wake up with my usual morning wood, but with a wobbler. He was jumping all over the place when I got out of bed.

by SeM May 11, 2004

wobble head

a heroin addict as they are constantly bobbing their heads trying to stay conscious.

That wobble head better sit down before he falls down.

by badtz_maru_1983 May 17, 2009

West Virginia Wobble

When one professes to live an impeccable life and then makes out with a girl... only to get peed on by her in bed. literally.

Wow Mike. We all really had a good time until that girl put the West Virginia Wobble on you.

by hairy512 March 30, 2008

Wobbler

One who enjoys listening to Dubstep/Filthstep.

Ever since dubstep blew my sub-woofer and raped my ears, I've been a wobbler.

by iCantstop June 14, 2011