you write your life in indelible ink

(phrase apocryphally attributed to Gandhi) , meaning 'you can't go back in time and correct the mistakes you have made; if you have made a mistake in the past you have no choice but live with the consequences and move forward.

son: I didn't get the grades in math, chemistry and physics that i wanted. Now the MIT won't accept me. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. there is nothing you can do. All you can do however, is learn by heart, and apply to your future, Gandhi's famous phrase 'you write you write your life in indelible ink'. What you can do is go study history or some other social science discipline at Columbia University

by Sexydimma May 5, 2013

alt-write

Grammar Nazi; a play on the term Alt-Right.

I can't spell worth a damn, so I'll ask my Alt-Write friend Wendy to proofread my assignment.

by kittythecatty May 21, 2017

Write up

to receive a written disciplinary notice on conduct and action in the work place.

Bob: Russell, you were 5 hours late. You will receive a write up.

Russell: But those guy left me at White Castle last night! I had to blow the large black man for a ride home. And he din't give it to me either! I called my mom and dad and they told me I suck! I finally got home by calling my friend with the Mercury Sable, but I had to promise him my tight nerd ass.

Bob: You will receive an additional write up for being stupid. You can go home now.

Russell: YEA! Yu-Gi-Oh is on!

by sextoaster December 17, 2004

Waiter's Crack

A severe chaffing or irritation of the anal area due to a combination anal hair, moist conditions and quick movement. usually occurs during busy or extended sessions of waiting tables. Usually causes great discomfort and can affect an individual's walk while symptom's are persist. Generally affects men. Also known as waiter's butt or waiter's ass

I think Steve has waiter's crack, look at the way he is walking.

by Cuchara October 10, 2006

Write down the brown

on monday Mrs. balicki makes you write down the homework in the shitty agenda.

"Write down the brown write down the brown sit your ass down and write down the brown agenda out agenda open dont you be moping Mondays a fun day"
"THAT WAS EAR RAPE MRS BALICKI"

by karlSDT23 November 14, 2018

write a play about it

Comes from the idea that Shakespeare wrote plays whenever he felt like he needed to complain about some aspect of his life.

If someone is complaining, whinging, sulking, bitching or moaning about something, no matter how pathetic or meaningful it is, you can tell them to write a play about it to shut them up.

Sort of means, "i could care less...!"

Jackie: Oh my god! I just broke a nail!
Bec: Nnnyeh, go write a play about it

Tom: Linda just broke up with me! *sob*
Luke: Why don't you write a play about it?

Ally: You forgot my birthday! I feel so hurt and let down.
Harry: Yeah, get out some paper and write a play about it.

by b3c November 18, 2005

write you up

What teachers Threaten/Promise to write a referral or something to the principle or something....It depends on what you did or how many times you got "written up" on how Threathening it is, But it's not very threatening in most situations

Teacher: IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'M GONNA WRITE YOU UP

Person: ok

by Rubik7 October 4, 2017