Wonderful Journey

A place in Internet mythology ruled by 7 liberal feminzazis. The place is ridden with bad roleplay, yaoi, transgender sex, pregnant men, too much love and femininst bullshit. Look away lest ye go mad.

Oh please, don't tell me this place is going to become a Wonderful Journey

Ugh, you act like you're from Wonderful Journey

by Border Patrol Man October 20, 2004

Wonderbrow

A large uni-brow of Himalayan proportions. A brow so thick and full that it creates a uni-mullet when both sides meet.

A mythical parasitic creature that controls the head of its prey. While the host is sleeping, the Wonderbrow will peels off and get into mischief only to return to the host who is unaware of the tomfoolery that has occurred.

I was unable to concentrate because his Wonderbrow was staring at me.

His Wonderbrow soaked up all the beer from the ashtray.

by Nimbus the Great August 23, 2005

wonder valley

a term for the crevice in between a womans breast. usually seen when a female wears a low cut shirt

"he man did you see that chicks wonder valley?"
"nah man im not really into that sorta thing"
"oh. well okay then, it was nice though"

by tyler16417 February 1, 2010

Wonder Wank

When you begin to have "feelings" for a girl that appear as love but may just be lust you begin to think of an elaborate future together in your pants. However, in order to establish whether or not this is love you will masturbate, or "wank" thinking of them, sometimes with the aid of pictures. After climaxing you begin to regain your normal though process and are no longer thinking with your dick. If the feelings stay its love, if not then it was not meant to be.

" I wasn't sure if should ask her out, so I did a quick wonder wank and realized how annoying she was"

"I had a quick wonder wank and I KNOW I love her!"

by trissy2662 January 16, 2015

Wonder Wharf

The Bob's Burgers amusement park you want in your neighborhood. Attractions include: The Scream-I-Cane, Queezy Queen, Pirate Ship, Scramble Pan, The Zany Plane, Wonder Wheel, The Octopus, and a petting zoo.

Louise: Hey Gene, let's go down to Wonder Wharf and try to sneak on the Scream-I-Cane!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

crank dat stevie wonder

when a man ejaculates into his hands and spreads the goods onto the eye lashes of his lucious lady friend while she is sleeping, this will prevent her from opening her eyes the fallowing morning after waking up, leaving her blind like the infamous stevie wonder.

"last night, i crank dat stevie wonder on tyquesha, she coudn't see for days"

by Melissa Mayse April 13, 2008

wonder showzen

a fucked up show that messes with your head hardcore, especially if you are tripping balls at 3:00 in the morning. totally suggest watching it if you have some shrooms handy.

i watched wonder showzen last night and now i wanna try every drug there is possible and kill everyone.

by crackilla April 22, 2006