So, I don't know if anyone else does this, but when my band director talks too much, he finishes off by saying, "woof." It's like, "Phew!" but...woof.
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah............ and now we're going to play this warm up....... blah blah blah..... woof!
by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 8, 2020

Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"
Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"
Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"
Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"
Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"
by Stingy444 June 20, 2022

by Hooyo macaan November 29, 2023

Something that should have generated a feeling of sadness and deep empathy but turned out to be just funny (e.g. Sandra Bullock barking in Gravity).
She told me her aunt died because she accidentally mixed bleach in her juice... that was a big woof for me.
That was a pretty woofed story. It was hard to hold my laugh...
That was a pretty woofed story. It was hard to hold my laugh...
by anthropolojizzt June 16, 2021

The dog hair that blows around the house like tumbleweed.
This only usually becomes a problem when the dog is malting.
This only usually becomes a problem when the dog is malting.
by anonymous December 17, 2020

Discovering and participating in the work of a farm, in exchange for board and lodging, often abroad.
by ElzearYoung April 7, 2023
