tumble woof

The dog hair that blows around the house like tumbleweed.
This only usually becomes a problem when the dog is malting.
We really need to vacuum, the tumble woof is getting out of control.
by December 18, 2020
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woof wagon

riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls
"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"
by thee.silverpony May 15, 2014
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Woofe

a Woofe maximus, more commonly known as just a wild Woofe. Weighing in at around 230 kilograms and standing more than half a meter tall on three legs, this creature is capable of consuming bark, defenestrating political opponents, and using worldwide governments as cover to run an international drug cartel. The existence of such a creature has puzzled scientists for decades.
We believe the population of Woofe is currently racing to and may possibly be exceeding 65,000. At this point, this--this species is considered a threat to most native life in environments it’s introduced.
The Woofe is nature’s perfect predator.

Woofe suddenly turns and stares into your soul.
by Pyraciq November 08, 2022
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Woofe

by Barkable March 24, 2021
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Dog woofed

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.
Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED
by Shaun from down the pub August 10, 2022
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