winNER

a winner is when a guy is having sex with a chick and goes out as hard and as fast as possible in order to come VERY quickly. When he does he shouts, "WINNER" in her face!

Spike is a winner all the time

by penguin July 23, 2003

winnersh

"Winnersh" is a town near Reading in the U.K., but is also an alternative to the word "good" and works in any context where "good" could appear.

"You will shortly be arriving at Winnersh Station"

"Huh, it's a pretty winnersh day"

"Did you see that old guy fall off his bike?"
"Yeah, that was pretty winnersh."

by Shebrew February 24, 2006

Winners Monday

The act of going out heavily drinking with the mindset of getting completely and utterly fuckbunnied on a Monday night.

Tarquin - "Hey Julian, do you fancy coming over mine tonight for a dry hump?"

Julian - "Hey Tarquin, fuck you buddy! - Why don't you go fuck your own ass, I'm going out for winners Monday!"

by Bunnie09 August 23, 2011

a winner is you

a sarcastic remark to someone expressing joy over completing something

HAH! I finally finished that huge book report! I'm SO going to get an A+!

woo yay. a winner is you.

by MY2K February 17, 2004

Winner

the best netball team to ever walk the planet. slightly arrogant, but for just cause. winners never shrink in the face of adversity. no matter what, they will win. gold medals are not uncommon, nor are winning game scores such as 83-3. their defensive end doesn't see much action, but thats ok.. because they are winners. they are winners both on and off the court... (as they are SL.UTS)

the UTS mixed one netball team are such winners

by in your face !!!! July 11, 2010

winner

a person or thing that wins; victor.

William John David Julius is not a winner, he is the definition of a loser.

by sara toompson March 31, 2013

almost winner

noun - a loser, but a nice way of putting it.

John: Oh man! I can't believe we lost that volleyball match in phys. ed today.
Teacher: There are no losers here. Just almost winners.

by Corn Flake December 9, 2008