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Wilby

Wilby is a rather average person who probably is slightly tall with a dark sense of humour. They probably also got their name because of Tommyinnit saying Wilby instead of Wilbur.
Person1: who's that person making jokes about death?
Person2: probably wilby
by BlayzePlayze January 8, 2021
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The willy wonka

verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.
I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.
by ironicall aint it November 28, 2007
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Wifey

Wifey
by MingMingTwo March 16, 2010
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Wooly Willy

The act of masturbating and then ejaculating on another's back.
That crazy bum just gave my little sister a Wooly Willy!
by Twice Nightly January 14, 2013
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willy

"Willy" is a term used in polite conversation instead of "penis". It is also a term used by kids.
The word, Willy, implies the penis in a flaccid state unless it is explicitly stated otherwise. By using the term "willy" it desexualises the male member and allows one to talk about cocks while your mother, wife, or grandmother is listening. Anyone older than this will need to be reminded what a willy is. Women use the term in front of males because they dont want to seem slutty by calling it a stonker, a beaver basher, or a tool.
Go and put some clothes on, Auntie Jane will be here soon and you dont want your cousin, Lucy, to see your willy do you ?

At the comedown party:
Oh wow until last night I had no idea how small my willy could get after dropping a mountain of pills - thats the first time i had to rummage around looking for it

girls gathering (boyfriend discussion)
I had to ditch him, he had a small willy and he never knew what to do with it. 1 out of two would have been sufficient.

Mom should I go to the doctor, my willy has turned green
thats funny I took a green pen that was leaking out of your trousers that were in the wash
by stiffybabe December 12, 2007
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speed willy

Term originated in Northern England used to describe a shrunken, flacid penis due to taking ecstasy or other amphetamines. Usually only lasts while user is under the influence of the substance taken, and usually goes away once the penis is stimulated.
Once she had turned me on the speed willy subsided and my johnson was back to normal size.
by xKILOx November 21, 2005
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Willy Wonka

A personality in a Wonderful movie that has nothing to sexually do with anything.

also he rocks.
Willy Wonka's Candy factory is the shit.
by Cris August 14, 2005
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