by Topbear October 24, 2019

Someone who likes to trick people into letting him suck their cock.
Sucking BJ Blowy Kneeling ovation man
Sucking BJ Blowy Kneeling ovation man
"Shit... that guy Stuart was a Wheeler. I was just there minding my own business and he tricked me into pulling out my cock and letting him suck on it. It wasn't until I blew that I realised what was going on!"
"Oh man.... which way did he go?"
"Oh man.... which way did he go?"
by Cellardoor101 May 28, 2018

when you meet a really dumb dude whose actions cannot be defined with regular context because of how outrageous they are.
by Weeo111 February 26, 2020

The most well written character in the entire show of ‘Stranger Things’, he deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.
Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

Similar to Poophole loophole(doing anal to avoid losing V card).
The act of putting two fingers in the pussy, and blowing a full load in the rear. Called the eighteen wheeler cause two in the front and full load in the rear.
The act of putting two fingers in the pussy, and blowing a full load in the rear. Called the eighteen wheeler cause two in the front and full load in the rear.
by Electron101 September 4, 2016

"Yo Darien is such a wheeler, he just used long division for a subtraction problem."
"John just had his first circle jerk, he is know a wheeler."
"John just had his first circle jerk, he is know a wheeler."
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

Five-wheeler
Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
by Goofnut April 1, 2025
